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girlhearted:

how to make children

• put the thing in the thing
• wait for a little bit
• baby 

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pleatedjeans:

this will be the best 5 seconds of your day. [jerome]

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rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

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nerdybloomers:

nsfweezy:

Send me a fetish and I’ll answer

No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW | 

oh my god guys go for it

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She doesn’t phone me anymore, you can tell her that!

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FAVOURITE TED AND ROBIN KISSES

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niknak79:

Car comes with a pup holder

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